Friday, December 30, 2005
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
JUST FOR GAG..blog
Subject: The JERKY EMPIRE STATE BUILDING in the TOILET and Other Business.
From: Mr. PURPLE, CHAPEL Supervisor
To: All Employees of FUNNY TADPOLE Inc.
It has come to my JEALOUS attention that the TOILET has been JUGGLING SLIPPED AGAINST with JERKY EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. I am tired of dealing with CYNICAL employees and their JERKY EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. The TOILET is meant for SWINGING. It is not a CARNIVALE room.
On a more INSANE note, I would like to BOUNCE all of you for the INTELLIGENT work you all did on the ROUGE MEDICINE CABINET account. You should all be TUMBLING AGGRAVATED.
Also, be sure to welcome OVID PROKOPIUS , the newest member of the GAY BAR department. They will be a HUMBLE TEMPLE to our family.
SLEEPING Yours,
Mr. PURPLE, CHAPEL Supervisor.
A FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time there has a young ROCKSTAR named VEIKOS. He was PATIENTLY NOTHING in the MOONLIGHTED forest when he met JESTER COEUR, a run-away SHADOW DANCER from the LOVING Queen SKYLLA.
VEIKOS could see that JESTER COEUR was hungry so he reached into his GLASS FLASK and give him his PASSIONATE PASTRIES. JESTER COEUR was thankful for VEIKOS's PASTRIES, so he told VEIKOS a very FUNNY story about Queen SKYLLA's daughter MARIE. How her mother, the LOVING Queen SKYLLA, kept her locked away in a GOTHIC protected by a gigantic LEOPARD, because MARIE was so PRECIOUS.
VEIKOS CRIED. He vowed to JESTER COEUR the SHADOW DANCER that he would save the PRECIOUS MARIE. He would BE KILLING the LEOPARD, and take MARIE far away from her eveil mother, the LOVING Queen SKYLLA, and THINKING her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a RAGING STORM and JESTER COEUR the SHADOW DANCER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LEOPARD from his story. LOVING Queen SKYLLA MISSED out from behind a PENCIL and struck VEIKOS dead. In the far off GOTHIC you could hear a FUNKY BASS.
THE END.
Friday, September 23, 2005
TIME IS RUNNING OUT- MUSE
Music Code provided by Music Video Codes
"Time Is Running Out"
I think I'm drowning
Asphyxiated
I wanna break this spell
That you've created
You're something beautiful
A contradiction
I wanna play the game
I want the friction
You will be the death of me
You will be the death of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
Our time is running out
You can't push it underground
You can't stop it screaming out
I wanted freedom
Bound and restricted
I tried to give you up
But I'm addicted
Now that you know I'm trapped sense of elation
You'd never dream of
Breaking this fixation
You will squeeze the life out of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
Our time is running out
You can't push it underground
You can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this?
Ooooohh
You will suck the life out of me
Bury it
I won't let you bury it
I won't let you smother it
I won't let you murder it
Our time is running out
Our time is running out
You can't push it underground
You can't stop it screaming out
How did it come to this?
Ooooohh
BY: MUSE
Friday, August 26, 2005
MY 7's -- why sevens?who cares?what the fudge?
Reading: The Sandman - Brief Lives
Watching: NONE
7's
Seven things that scare you:
1. Boredom
2. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
3. Cockroaches
4. Bills
5. Paranoia
6. Lost/death of loved ones
7. Being Useless
Seven things you like most:
1. Sunset/ Sea shore
2. Strawberries *and everything with it*
3. Music
4. Poetry
5. Laughing
6. Decaf brewed coffee and cigarette and a good book
7. Photos/ Paintings/ Arts
Seven important things in your bedroom:
1. 4 Big/Soft pillows
2. eyepads
3. Stuff toys
4. Lampshade
5. Glow in the Dark Stars
6. PJs/ Comfy bed clothes
7. Music
Seven random facts about you:
1. in 48hours i only slept for 8hrs
2. i need to pee -- NOW!
3. i just had 3 cups of black coffee
4. I miss Spectral-Hades
5. I need a LIFE.
6. I wanna slit my wrist and get sympathy from my friends out of a depression,but im not an 18y/o girl.
7. I really need to PEE...excuse me....
Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. Spend my lifetime with Secret Sphere
2. Travel the world and learn World History
3. Put up [a monkey] bussiness...(well own a Zoo, maybe? park and zoo.actually!)
4. Quit Smoking...
5. Have a baby boy named Finn/ Finnegan
6. Pet a siamese cat and a siberian husky.
7. Have a rest house by the lake, or in the mountains.
Seven things you can do:
1. Roll on floor Laughing
2. Dance
3. Talk in my sleep
4. Cook/ Bake and EAT --really well --
5. Love
6. Act like a kid
7. Sleep the whole day/ Stay awake for 2 days
Seven things you can’t do:
1. Can’t stop talkin
2. [but] cant be everybody's bestfriend.
3. Whistle
4. Cant stay home on weekends
5. Cant sleep @ 10pm
6. Cant stay angry for 15minutes
7. cant be disturbed when sleeping
Seven things that attract you to opposite sex:
1. Wicked eyes
2. Nice smile
3. rugged/funky style
4. Clean fingernails
5. passionate/thoughtful/ loving
6. Humor
7. Mmmm....cool and fresh and clean scent
Seven things you say the most:
1. Puta/Pota/ Fota/ Futa
2. OIST! [ oi...hoy...hey]
3. Yesness!
4. In fairness...
5. Ay, punyeta
6. Ajajajajaja...
7. Eheheh...
Seven celebrity crushes:
1. Ethan Hawke
2. Ralph Fiennes
3. Elijah Wood
4. Jude Law
5. Kurt Cobain
6. Fernando Alonso (Renault)
7. Maksim Mrvica
Seven people you want to see to take this:
1. Spectral Hades
2. Lizette
3. Kit
4. My Watchers [Come on!!!]
5. Those interested [Feel free please]
6. Pia, Paula, Paulene, Gelca, Royse, Rozet ( my nieces) -- they'd love this stuff!
7. Imelda Marcos
August Artsy Thingy

oh well, the pics says it all.My art group from Deviant Art.We're currently working and trying to present our stuffs for an exhibition at The Enterprise Building, Makati.Hopefully, these will push through.Wish us luck then!
Support Unknown Filipino Artists!!! *like us* hihihi...
ps: the whole month of August has been truly busy for me, good times bad times.Laziness above all. Wishing for a better September tho.
alrighty, peepz.
just blogging.peace.
Monday, July 18, 2005
NEIL GAIMAN IN MANILA

•and that is me he's hugging... *giggles*

Wednesday, July 06, 2005
BEBE C & bebe s

TU,
che accendi la luce
nei miei occhi.
TU,
che con i tuoi sorrisi
fai battere il mio cuore.
TU,
meravigliosa creatura
dall'animo così dolce.
TU,
per farti così amare.
Non voglio saperlo,
ma sii mia per un istante,
AMORE MIO,
e da me non te ne andrai.
[nope it isnt the 2nd anniv today, but on the 6th of july.im just over excited.*giggles*]
Sunday, June 26, 2005
DESPERATEs @ Rockwell

There you have it, peepz!
Me, Lizette, Tere and Lornie
*'desperately' missed a party -- not really.we enjoyed the nite tho'*
Sunday, May 08, 2005
SUN DAY TRIP

5.1.2005 @ Lesly's , Tagaytay
Maud, Tere, Me and Lizet. Nag-gagandahang Dilag!Hindi po ba?



Friday, May 06, 2005
ARRIVA MAPUA
What's left with me, were memories of my Uni Friends.No not the school, per se,but the outings, and the drinking and tambay and everything!


PIC 1: Hinulugang Taktak, Antipolo
Summer '95 perhaps? (hahaha im guessing)


PIC 2: [Tambayan] Intramuros, Manila
Vacant Hours.Just chilling outside school before or after classes.


PIC 3: BEFORE and AFTERHehe.now this is a total tripping!
L: We thought it'd be kewl to try to be nerdy thick geeky for a change.we tried to dress up like a real loser and have a pic of us.awww, im just too posh to be like that!!! *wicked grin* -- just playin'
R: Me•Ghe•Marge -- Damn look at us...too young!!! Dammit, im too ugly!!!BOOO LOSER!!!look at that, crappy teen face. naive...bleah!!!im so fat, and you too Margie!!!We are pigs in pigtails! *cries HARD*
But hey though, check out my room! those are magazine pages i pasted on my wall.
No more stuff toys'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">stuff toys. and those pink floral curtains- Never!
Thursday, May 05, 2005
TRAMP on a Trampoline

You see a trampoline? Now you see a tramp lady stuck in it!!! *wide grin*
Well, unfortunate event happened.[like some would say say shit happens-- im "some" btw!] while me and lau were enjoying the laughing and jumping and few acrobatic stunts...i accidentally fractured my ankle that made me limp for a month.it swell like shit and that purple colored blood clotted bad foot was in bandage for like...forever!!! Boohooo!!!LOSER!
hey you! why dont you follow the link below for more pics???
actually, funny funny pics :D i wish they are, though. *rolls eye*
ENJOY!!!
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
SWIS FLIPS [Usapang Lasing]

"NOBODY MESSES WITH US -- @ WORK"
...hehehe,just so you know!
"How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend " -William Rostler
Me and Lau used to say, maybe we shouldnt make friends with anyone at work, cause we have a curse.every one we get to be closed with, just had to go...so we decided, to befriend Merce asap
*looks around for spies*
Alrighty, let's start with moi.okay okay, no favoritism involved.I remember the time i wanted to kill a "baboon"...SHH!!! we actually searched a babboon image to put on desktop wallpaper.sigh! during my first few months, i gave Sir Mon a "not approved" artwork, and he forwarded it so supplier and later we learned that it has been produced like 12@P700/ea.Darn, i could pee on my pants.i thought no one would notice the mistake.But hell, of course they will.*wipes sweat* in the end it was him who got the blame anyways.*wicked grin*.I was also too embarassed when i had to do a perspective for Beyond Black Event...and i really didnt know what to do and it was terribly done!!! Well nowadays, when im asked to do a project, i dont instantly do it.I make sure i surf the net first or do my DA.I start my work, after lunch.I function better that way!!! Recently, i just had a day suspension cause of my "tardiness". i walk 5minutes from home to the office.yet, i never wake up! we were allowed to come until 10am, but i always come 10.15, 10.30, 1045.. sometimes... 11.30am....arrrrghhh!
RRaka;Miss TOMADOR/ MILF - She drinks alcohol like an elephant.Very pretty Mom.rich and sexy and a male magnet!She's a nympho...she'll take home any guy she likes.harharhar *devilish* I told her she looks like Maribeth Vichara , she doesnt fancy it i guess.and well, she got this husky male-like "bedroom" voice...
CAMS aka;Aiza Seguerra - She smokes like a slug/snail.hihihi...uhmn,the way she licks her lips [her disgusting mannerism] while puffing cig could make me really think she's a lesbo![no offense] She got this wide thick "lara croft" lips but more like some chicken ass to me.PEACE CAMS!!!But tell you, she is just one quiet hardworking fat ass friend.She is kewl.We share same music, she writes poetry she paint shirts.She likes to wear a "for crying out loud vivid outfit", say, bright orange tee/ violet pants/and orange sneakers sort of style.
DENNIS aka; Johnny Bravo - This guy's brain is on his shoe.*oops* But OOOHlala!!!This guy's bod is just something i used to drool of *rofl* I used to joke with him, like, each time he stops by my desk, however busy i am , i'd stop and imitate a dog drooling. When he got kicked off SWIS,cause he lied to Benjo that he's going to China (but actually it's bora) while we have an event in Bora too.And so they bumped into each other there.And in zero time, he had to say his byes to us.
MARVIN aka Sponge Bob Attitude!!! Now Now, this is going to be fun.Marvin is a male version of Primma Donna.Darn it!!! [And a male slut too, purrhaps?] He's a crazy, irresponsible, immature snob!I still cant get over it when he said to one of Benj's friend over the phone when asked to re-apply, He said "Im done with the working stage of my life!" *giggles*.. ooh well, one time, after work, the group (pls see above pic) went out for some drink/dinner/gimmick.Well, RR and Marv has a client meeting in the morning.and of course, he was late for work.{how late, marv?} then all handouts he photocopied that was left in pantry were missing so he had to do them all again.He came late, eyes were all on him {i could imagine that!) then he acted like, AS IF! He told all these EXECUTIVES of Sony Ericsson Phils.. "make sure you all have a copy then pass" (is that how it was said though?) Sometimes you need to grow up, DOVE! *winks*
We also had this "senti-time" the nite he has to go.He has given me lau and dennis exactly the same letter that he has re-written instead of using a photocopier...i still wonder why....*confused*
LAU/LAW aka Stitch - Well, "thick-face" ass! He screams his lungs out when he thought (but he's always paranoid and cynical anyways)he was being abused @ work.We are both "subsob sa trabaho" as in we literally, scrub our face and head to our keyboards and acts asleep. well...jokingly of course. but he actually takes a nap at work! gawd! One time, he snored *teeehhheeee* He's very hardworking, *eyes rolling * in doing something "fishy". He's a nutter, a liar (in technical aspects) and a crazy ass loud, laughing like jaena.He likes fun and happy things such as SMILEY icons and all that falls into the same category.We play Badminton @ work(imaginary badminton) Hehehe...
Friday, April 29, 2005
RAJA YOGA MEDITATION
All worth it!•
ENJOY THE SILENCE.
Remember, you dont have a soul,
YOU ARE A SOUL.OM SHANTI!
NOTE: (aint a complete contradiction? I like macabre, gothic and dark art. But then, it is by being one and part of most things, that i find myself connected with the world and everything in it. This power is my gift to you, and so, i share...)this is regardless of any religion.i dont deem myself fully at peace,as i am a person full of impatience and negativities.but i tell you then and i tell you now, i am willing to let this a part of my awakening and enlightenment.
A chance to unwind and ‘take a breather ‘ at Inner Space
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(Make an appointment with yourself for 10 or 20 minutes each morning or evening
•Find a quiet place and relax. Subdued light and soft music can create an appropriate atmosphere.
•Sit comfortably upright on the floor or in a chair
•Keep your eyes open and without staring, gently rest them on a chosen point somehwere in front of you in the room.
•Gently withdraw your attention from all sights and sounds
•Become the observer of your own thoughts
•Don’t try to stop thinking just be the observer: not judging or being carried away by your own thoughts, just watching.
•Gradually your thoughts will slow down and you will begin to feel more peaceful
•Create one positive thought for yourself, about yourself; for example, “I am a peaceful being”
•Hold that thought on the screen of your mind, visualise yourself being peaceful, quiet and still.
•Stay as long as you can in the awareness of that thought. Don’t fight any other thoughts or memories that may come to distract you. Just watch them pass by and return to your created thought, “I am a peaceful being”
•Acknowledge and appreciate the positive feelings and other positive thoughts which may spring directly from this one thought
•Be stable in these feelings for a few minutes. Be aware of unrelated thoughts
•Finish your meditation by closing your eyes for a few moments and creating complete silence in your mind
BeBe XuXa Br'ienne



"A baby is God's opinion that Life should go on..."
• One thing that amazes me these days is how parents obey their children!
A Fairy Tale...oversight




NOTE: These are gif animation i did for my Art site.Hope u enjoyed watching the story of a love lost!
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Little Wing - Jimi Hendrix
Listen to it...it's worth a download.
Check this Angel:
Little Wing
Jimi Hendrix
Well she’s walking through the clouds
With a circus mind that’s running round
Butterflies and zebras
And moonbeams and fairy tales
That’s all she ever thinks about
Riding with the wind.
When I’m sad, she comes to me
With a thousand smiles, she gives to me free
It’s alright she says it’s alright
Take anything you want from me,
anything, anything.
Fly on little wing,
Yeah yeah, yeah, little wing

ABOUT ME..yes, more!
1. staying up late
2. over sleeping
3. moon/sunset
4. books
5. pepper, my stuffed dog
6. sound of dripping water
7. massage
8. poetry
9. bubble wrap
10. hot shower
11. oil burner/ incense
12. glow in the dark stars
13. secret sphere
twelve movies:
1. the hours
2. the virgin suicides
3. before sunrise/before sunset
4. hamlet
5. great expectations
6. reality bites
7. end of the affair
8. girl, interrupted
9. schindler's list
10. waking life
11. forrest gump
12. full metal jacket/ natural born killers
eleven good bands or singers/musicians:
1. SKIN
2. Skunk Anansie
3. Smashing Pumpkins
4. Radiohead
5. Coldplay
6. Travis
7. Black Crowes
8. Bob Marley
9. U2
10. Alice in Chains
11. Enya
ten things about u, physically:
1. Petite
2. i have dark brown eyes
3. black hair
4. i have a tounge stud
5. metal brackets but nice smile
6. little toenails
7. 5 ear piercings
8. tanned skin
9. big round eyes
10. Sexy.
nine things about u, mentally/emotionally:
1. cynical
2. impatient
3. jealous
4. jumpy/panicky
5. easily excited
6. loving
7. passionate
8. thoughtful
9. compassionate
eight favourite drinks:
1. coke
2. vodka 7
3. strawberry martini/daiquiri
4. kool aid fruit punch
5. coffee
6. strawberry milkshake
7. mango mandarin
8. coke float
seven things u wear daily:
1. undies
2. tank top/ or just tee at daytime
3. pjs or tanktop and boxers to sleep
4. bangle/bracelet according to my mood
5. cell phone
6. shoes/slippers/stiletto -out, bedroom slippers -home
7. silver necklace
six things that annoy you:
1. waiting in all its form
2. getting up early
3. MONDAYS
4. OVERTIME/UNDERPAID
5. Boring/Ranting companion
6. being out of cigarettes
five favourite foods:
1. Chicken
2. Tomato Basil Pasta
3. Shrimp
4. Potato/Nacho Chips with salsa dip
5. Pizza
four shows you watch:
1. Sex and the city
2. Carnivale
3. SNL[Saturday Night Live]
4. IRB
three celebrities u have a crush on:
1. ETHAN HAWKE
2. Jude Law
3. Ralph Fiennes
two things u come in contact with everyday:
1. Work and Stress (they come together, in package)
2. Borderline of sanity and semi-sanity
one song u like right now:
1. "GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU" - The Flys
and THE BEST EMPLOYEE of the MONTH goes to...
1.Huwag aabsent.
2.Huwag male-late.
3.Pagkaupo mo sa iyong lamesa, buksan isa-isa ang drawer at magkalkal.Kunwari ay may hinahanap.
4.Pagkatapos mong magkalkal, tumayo ka at tunguhin ang mga filing cabinet.Maghanap ka ng ipis. Kung wala kang mahanap, tingnan mo ang iyong incoming & outgoing tray.Kalkalin at maghanap ng mga natira sa iyong mga kinutkot kahapon. Huwag kakainin muli. Labag sa kagandahang asal. Kun naglalaway ka sa mga iyon ay kunin mo ang nagamit mong tissue paper na nailagay mo sa iyong front drawer at ipunas sa laway mo.Pagkatapos ay ilagay muli sa drawer. Maaari mo pang magamit iyon bukas.Malaking katipiran sa iyo.
5.Kung biglang dumating ang iyong boss, hawakan kaagad ang telepono
at magsalita. Kunwari ay tinatanong ka ng iyong kausap tungkol sa mga dokumento. Sumagot ka ng "Oh! I am sorry but I will bring that to your office immediately." Kumuha kaagad ng kahit anong folder at magpaalam ng maayos at buong giliw sa iyong boss. Lumabas ng nagmamadali.
6.Pumunta ka sa CR. Magsuklay. Tingnan mabuti ang sarili. Mag-retouch kung babae. Tingnan kung baligtad ang underwear na naisuot at kung lalaki,maghilamos at basain ng konti ang buhok. Magtiris ng mga taghiyawat.Magtagal ng mga limang minuto.
7.Pagkabalik mo sa iyong opisina, buksan ang computer. Hintaying matapos
ang Auto Scan. Marami ring minuto ang magugugol dito. Magbukas ng isang file... Isa pa... at isa pa uli...!!! Pumunta sa ccmail, tingnan ang inbox kung may hindi pa nababasa. Magbasa ng malakas at mabagal.ipantig ang mga salita.Kunwari ay bagong pasok ka lamang sa Grade One.
8.Pagkatapos ay kunin ang mga dapat gawing report. Titigang mabuti.Pag-aralan ang klase ng papel na ginamit. Bilangin kung ilang words ang nagamit.
9.Kung may tumawag sa telepono, kaagad sagutin. Huwag mong hayaang ibaba
kaagad ng kausap. Kumustahin. Tanungin tungkol sa mga National Issues katulad ng tungkol sa mga jokes kay Erap o kaya ang pagkamatay ni Princess Di. Kumustahin din ang latest style ng kanyang damit pati na kung saan nagpapa-manicure at pedicure. Huwag lalagpas ng isang oras ang pakikipag-usap. Magagalit ang iyong boss.
10.Kung may report na tatapusin, tapusin ng eksakto sa deadline hour. Kung may ita-type, magtype ng 10 wpm.
11.Tunguhin ang mga file na inipon sa loob ng ilang araw. Ayusin isa-isa
habang ini-imagine ang sarili na sumasahod ng 20,000 pesos isang buwan. Huwag tatapusin. Magtira ng para sa ilang araw na gawain.
12.Palaging magtungo sa CR. Kunwari ay may LBM. Palagi ring bumisita sa ibang department, makipagchikahan.
13.Huwag mong titingnan ang iyong relo habang ginagawa mo ang lahat ng
nasa itaas. Kapag ginawa mo iyon ay lalo kang maiinip. Hayaang mag-enjoy ang sarili sa iyong katamaran. Magugulat ka na lamang na "time" na pala para umuwi.
14.Ayusin ang lamesa na para bang napakarami ng iyong trinabaho. At bago umuwi, dumaan ng CR. Tingnan at hipuin ang mukha kung gaano kakapal. Huwag pansinin ang mga kasamahan na mula umaga ay tingin ng tingin sa iyo.Hindi naman sila ang nagpapasuweldo.
15. basahin ang email na ito nang paulit-ulit!!!!
World Wildlife Foundation



H U R R I C A N E
•This poem i just made today.an ode to a good dear friend, Chris•

•PREVIEW IMAGE•


•THE POEM•
I miss your face, I miss your lips
Much more, the smiles it create
I miss your touch, I miss your eyes
Much more, the times it flash
I want you near. My toy, I like you here.
A spell of cool air
A spark in euphoria
A spice in allure
A slice of nostalgia
I want you here. And boy, I like you near.
You! Stupefy me, an amorous sedative
Yes! Blame me, for I seek out your charisma.
Why then, in consequence… my heart was deserted
Lamenting in hollowness, of your nothingness
Albeit my tainting spirit desire for you, apparently.
Oh, my darling anticipated despair
Your quintessence disappeared, despicably.
Take this misprinted lie.
Jestings that my heart desire.
Whilst, I shall keep you
To remain in essence
My toy, get here. My boy, be near.
As I sit in awe…
Endlessly, behind you, I’m fading
My recollection betrays.
I wave to your smile.
My last good bye.
My toy, get here. My boy, be near.
Then I, now, cry in awe…
You are, stronger than my desire
Sentimental delirium, I struggle in dilemma
I wrench as I bleed my instant karma
Fragile, Frail, Feeble. Skin and bone.
So please…My toy, get here. My boy, be near.
Finally I, break down in awe…
“Hunky Hurricane”
-She/42605
