JUST FOR GAG..blog

MEMO

Subject: The JERKY EMPIRE STATE BUILDING in the TOILET and Other Business.

From: Mr. PURPLE, CHAPEL Supervisor

To: All Employees of FUNNY TADPOLE Inc.

It has come to my JEALOUS attention that the TOILET has been JUGGLING SLIPPED AGAINST with JERKY EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. I am tired of dealing with CYNICAL employees and their JERKY EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. The TOILET is meant for SWINGING. It is not a CARNIVALE room.

On a more INSANE note, I would like to BOUNCE all of you for the INTELLIGENT work you all did on the ROUGE MEDICINE CABINET account. You should all be TUMBLING AGGRAVATED.

Also, be sure to welcome OVID PROKOPIUS , the newest member of the GAY BAR department. They will be a HUMBLE TEMPLE to our family.

SLEEPING Yours,

Mr. PURPLE, CHAPEL Supervisor.

A FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young ROCKSTAR named VEIKOS. He was PATIENTLY NOTHING in the MOONLIGHTED forest when he met JESTER COEUR, a run-away SHADOW DANCER from the LOVING Queen SKYLLA.

VEIKOS could see that JESTER COEUR was hungry so he reached into his GLASS FLASK and give him his PASSIONATE PASTRIES. JESTER COEUR was thankful for VEIKOS's PASTRIES, so he told VEIKOS a very FUNNY story about Queen SKYLLA's daughter MARIE. How her mother, the LOVING Queen SKYLLA, kept her locked away in a GOTHIC protected by a gigantic LEOPARD, because MARIE was so PRECIOUS.

VEIKOS CRIED. He vowed to JESTER COEUR the SHADOW DANCER that he would save the PRECIOUS MARIE. He would BE KILLING the LEOPARD, and take MARIE far away from her eveil mother, the LOVING Queen SKYLLA, and THINKING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a RAGING STORM and JESTER COEUR the SHADOW DANCER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic LEOPARD from his story. LOVING Queen SKYLLA MISSED out from behind a PENCIL and struck VEIKOS dead. In the far off GOTHIC you could hear a FUNKY BASS.

THE END.